Institutionalized struggle
No more messy survival. Your hardship is now a tradable instrument with quarterly earnings calls and a tasteful, disappointed glare.
The only asset class that guarantees you can stay exactly where you are. If you're destined for the permanent underclass, you may as well experience poverty in a structured way.
We formalized the hustle. We securitized the setback. We turned the scraping of coupons into a public good. Structured Poverty is the first index of being stuck.
No more messy survival. Your hardship is now a tradable instrument with quarterly earnings calls and a tasteful, disappointed glare.
We mint the feeling of hope right before payday. The protocol converts every extra shift into a mintable narrative asset.
No trials, no refunds. You inherit the plan and renew it monthly with a paycheck that clears on Thursday and disappears on Friday.
Short answers, long struggles.
No, it's financial survival tips. Also satire. Also rent is due.
Anywhere memes are traded and dignity is optional.
It has a job, a side hustle, and another job.