Structured Poverty coin
Structured Poverty
$POV
Market-based exposure to systemic disadvantage.

Structured Poverty
$POV

The only asset class that guarantees you can stay exactly where you are. If you're destined for the permanent underclass, you may as well experience poverty in a structured way.

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Structured Poverty coin
Price NA
Holders NA
Volatility Perpetual
Warning: dignity not included. APR = Always Paying Rent. Liquidity events are a myth.

The Manifesto

We formalized the hustle. We securitized the setback. We turned the scraping of coupons into a public good. Structured Poverty is the first index of being stuck.

Institutionalized struggle

No more messy survival. Your hardship is now a tradable instrument with quarterly earnings calls and a tasteful, disappointed glare.

Yield on grit

We mint the feeling of hope right before payday. The protocol converts every extra shift into a mintable narrative asset.

Lifetime subscription to scarcity

No trials, no refunds. You inherit the plan and renew it monthly with a paycheck that clears on Thursday and disappears on Friday.

FAQ

Short answers, long struggles.

Is this financial advice?

No, it's financial survival tips. Also satire. Also rent is due.

Where do I buy?

Anywhere memes are traded and dignity is optional.

Why does the coin look tired?

It has a job, a side hustle, and another job.